Age(131)

"The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine."
Bill Vaughn

"The tax collector must love poor people - he's creating so many of them."
Bill Vaughn

"Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed."
Bill Vaughn

"I'm an actor. And I guess I've done so many movies I've achieved some high visibility. But a star? I guess I still think of myself as kind of a worker ant."
Bill Vaughn

"Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college."
Bill Vaughn

"Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day."
Bill Vaughn

"Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking."
Bill Vaughn

"In youth the days are short and the years are long. In old age the years are short and day's long."
Pope Paul VI

"You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned."
Judith Viorst

"What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy."
Voltaire