Marriage(89)

"A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together."
James H. Boren

"The husband who doesn't tell his wife everything probably reasons that what she doesn't know won't hurt him."
Leo J. Burke

"I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all."
Lord Byron

"Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner."
Charles Caleb Colton

"Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit."
Billy Connolly

"Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest."
Irwin Corey

"I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year."
Bette Davis

"It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being."
Benjamin Disraeli

"No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married."
Benjamin Disraeli

"Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without."
James C. Dobson