Marriage(89)

"Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does."
Groucho Marx

"A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing."
W. Somerset Maugham

"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."
Mignon McLaughlin

"If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping."
Mignon McLaughlin

"Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him."
H. L. Mencken

"Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too."
H. L. Mencken

"A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married."
H. L. Mencken

"If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse - as a man shoots himself."
H. L. Mencken

"Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier."
H. L. Mencken

"No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single."
H. L. Mencken