Marriage(89)

"A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted."
Helen Rowland

"In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued."
Helen Rowland

"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
Rita Rudner

"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
Rita Rudner

"Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open."
George Bernard Shaw

"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."
Socrates

"Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage"."
Herbert Spencer

"Someone asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do, and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true and incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage."
Gloria Steinem

"Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?"
Barbra Streisand

"A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year."
Paul Sweeney