Marriage(89)

"One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again."
Judith Viorst

"The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly."
Peter De Vries

"The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character."
Peter De Vries

"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution."
Mae West

"He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of."
Mae West

"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."
Oscar Wilde

"Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder."
Thornton Wilder

"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
Henry Youngman

"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."
Henry Youngman