Marriage(89)

"A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing."
Joey Adams

"In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage."
Robert Anderson

"The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin."
Honore de Balzac

"A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband."
Honore de Balzac

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less."
Brendan Behan

"Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two."
Ambrose Bierce

"Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage."
Ambrose Bierce

"Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her."
Ambrose Bierce

"Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it."
Josh Billings

"Love-matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn themselves to a life of vinegar."
Countess of Blessington