Religion(62)

"The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs."
Bill Maher

"Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious."
Bill Maher

"We must respect the other fellow's religion,but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart."
H. L. Mencken

"It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry."
H. L. Mencken

"Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time."
Dennis Miller

"Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat."
John Morley

"The Christian resolution to find the world ugly and bad has made the world ugly and bad."
Friedrich Nietzsche

"Human beings must be known to be loved; but Divine beings must be loved to be known."
Blaise Pascal

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
Stephen Roberts

"The Bible is literature, not dogma."
George Santayana