Religion(62)

"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."
Douglas Adams

"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?"
Douglas Adams

"Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night."
Isaac Asimov

"I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love."
Henry Ward Beecher

"If I had to choose a religion, the sun as the universal giver of life would be my god."
Napoleon Bonaparte

"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich."
Napoleon Bonaparte

"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses."
Lenny Bruce

"Religion is essentially the art and the theory of the remaking of man. Man is not a finished creation."
Edmund Burke

"The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself."
Richard Burton

"I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is."
Albert Camus