Sports(190)

"The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass."
Martin Mull

"Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball."
Jim Murray

"There isn't a flaw in his golf or his makeup. He will win more majors than Arnold Palmer and me combined. Somebody is going to dust my records. It might as well be Tiger, because he's such a great kid."
Jack Nicklaus

"He has the finest, fundamentally sound golf swing I've ever seen."
Jack Nicklaus

"He's going to be around a long, long time, if his body holds up. That's always a concern with a lot of players because of how much they play. A lot of guys can't handle it. But it looks like he can."
Jack Nicklaus

"What's a good tournament for him? Winning it. He's good enough."
Greg Norman

"I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok."
Shaquille O'Neal

"If you got the game, you got the game. That's why Tiger Woods is out there playing golf with Greg Norman."
Shaquille O'Neal

"Boxing has become America's tragic theater."
Joyce Carol Oates

"Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, disregard of all rules and sadistic pleasure in witnessing violence. In other words, it is war minus the shooting."
George Orwell