Sports(190)

"These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it."
Charles Barkley

"You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black."
Charles Barkley

"Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face."
Dave Barry

"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air."
Jack Benny

"You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you."
Yogi Berra

"Half the lies they tell about me aren't true."
Yogi Berra

"Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught."
Ambrose Bierce

"Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun."
Jim Bishop

"When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his advice carefully and could hardly wait until I reached 50 to start again."
Hugo Black

"Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?"
Al Boliska