Sports(190)

"If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don't have to waste energy going back to pick it up."
Tommy Bolt

"Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence."
Erma Bombeck

"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time."
Jim Bouton

"Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?"
Jim Bouton

"If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out."
George Brett

"Sports do not build character. They reveal it."
Heywood Broun

"You know they're not going to lose 162 consecutive games."
Harry Caray

"One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball."
Don Carter

"New Yorkers love it when you spill your guts out there. Spill your guts at Wimbledon and they make you stop and clean it up."
Jimmy Carter

"Pro-rated at 500 at-bats per year, my 1,081 strike-outs would mean that for two years out of the fourteen I played, I never touched the ball."
Norm Cash